Step right up, folks! Form one line, please. Hey, lady, just because your kids are screaming doesn't mean you can break line. Get back behind this man here whose nose is bleeding. He's first!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you can check out movies for free right here at the Chattanooga State library's circulation desk. Just show your snazzy CSTCC photo ID card and pick out two movies. That's right, TWO, will be checked out to you for four days. It's as simple as that.
Lady, your kids are starting to bug me. Don't make me get out my kid repellant.
Here's a sample of what we have:
The Tuxedo, a Dreamworks picture
This is Spinal Tap, a rockumentary
One Hour Photo, starring Robin Williams
Blade Runner, the director's cut
Them!, a Warner Bros. classic
Eye, a 2008 Lionsgate film
Delta Farce, need I say more?
Cloverfield, you remember that one, right?
Beowulf, more than just a poem in the comp book
Barbershop 2, MGM sequel
We Own the Night, a NYC crime thriller
The Simpsons Movie, yeah, that's hilarious
Saw IV, you know you missed the first 3!
Those are just a few, my fellow movie buffs. Just come on in and browse the display for more film favs. Our collection is a project of the SGA and donations from anyone who wants to contribute. No X-Rated films allowed, though. But you knew that!